This Wrirer's Qualifications

This morning, after once again being asked to describe my qualifications for a specific type of work, I decided it is time to create a resume' that I am able to attach to any free-lance type of work for which I am both qualified and passionate. Here it is (feel free to suggest improvements, quote me, or share this), submitted to my adoring fans, future colleagues, and anyone who happens to stumble upon it.